EAGER Values Quiz

Would you rather?

Become a hotdog every night from 8pm to 9pm Be attacked by an ostrich at a random time once a month

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Have nothing but spoons when you need a knife Have only knives when you need a spoon

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Adopt a pirate accent every time you're having a serious conversation Laugh every time someone cries

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Only be able to communicate via emojis Only be able to communicate via dance

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Sneeze every time you greet someone Have the urge to pee every time you ask a question

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You can't laugh at other people's jokes No one laughs at your jokes

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Can only read words displayed digitally Can only read words that are printed physically

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You must play with every dog you see for as long as it wants All spiders love you and want to chill

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Your Zoom randomly unmutes When your Zoom video is off, everyone can smell you

In a 1:1 fight inside your home which side would you chose?

A 6-inch tall version of yourself with a week to prepare Regular you with no warning